If your are like me and you have forgotten what sex is. I am sending out positive sex wave thoughts to everyone going through a dry period you know a time in your life when sex is everywhere on tv, the movies, heck it seems like everything and everyone is enjoying it but you...well you are not alone my friend. I myself am going through what I like to call a Sahara period you know like the desert...dry dry dry and exceptionally hot! But nothing going on.
My new years resolution for 2009 was to actually have sex, plenty of it in fact and it was actually going to be with a real person not just in my imagination. Well 2009 is quickly drawing to a close and I am no where near fulfilling my resolution so this is the year when I definitely decide to not make new years resolutions any more....
I don't know whats worse a) not getting any or b) not getting any and having friends who get WAY too much that they have to nap in the afternoons just to make it through the night. I think it might be b but the jury is still out on that one. However, I know that I am not alone. I know that there are singletons all over that feel the same way, that are also experiencing a sex desert as well. If you are reading this because you think I have an answer you will be sadly disappointed because I don't. I just thought I would let you know you are not alone.
That's the one major misconception about Singletown that Coupledom doesn't realize it's a total myth that Singletown is full of happy people having sex with everyone all the time. Wrong....People in Coupledom just don't realize that many people in Singletown aren't out there romping or shagging everyone in fact my own survey shows the complete opposite. Lots of Singletowners would be happy to have A sex partner. One of my friends had sex last year for a whole week - it was amazing and I was happy for her. In fact I was hoping her luck would rub off on me... no such luck but we are still living vicariously through her memory anyways....
So here is to all you Singletowners out there praying and waiting for someone to come along and give you hopefully hours (but we'll take mins) of extremely satisfying and orgasmic sex.
Food For Thought
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield
So here is to all you Singletowners out there praying and waiting for someone to come along and give you hopefully hours (but we'll take mins) of extremely satisfying and orgasmic sex.
Food For Thought
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield
Sex seems to be something that happens to other people, in my view, and you always get those couples who say my other half,husband or whoever does x,y or z, do we need to know that no!!
ReplyDeleteIt also seems that we have maternal body clocks and menopause to deal with, neither of which ultimately help us with our sex drive, I'm lucky to have two older sons at 21 and 18, and I know for some its not easy if they've not had them.
Also for me I just miss the physical experience of touch, and intamacy too.