Happy Holidays and Happy New Year. I don't know about you folks but I am enjoying (hopefully) my first Christmas Vacation. I am hoping that it is not in the same grand style of Chevy Chase's Christmas vacation or this picture is all wrong. However, as I have mentioned in a few previous blogs I will be enjoying myself, consuming copious amounts of food and beverages with two of my friends during the holidays in lovely warm frost and snow free New Orleans, Louisiana. I mean where else can you enjoy the reason for season while carrying an alcoholic beverage down the street to the next establishment of your choice?
And the best part? No family, no guilt no forced family time with scary aunts, uncles, cousins or spouses of relatives. Ahh yes that's right it is really going to be a jolly holiday season for me. I might even celebrate a few more various dominational holidays in the same way. Anyways I hope you all survive your Holiday season (if you spending it with family). I know you will if you are vacation!
Food for Thought
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: Clark W. Girswald: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f**king Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.